Privacy policy

 

We Care About Your Privacy (Mostly Because We Don't Want the Government Coming After Us).
Welcome to the section of the website that nobody reads until a data breach happens somewhere else on the internet. Let’s be entirely transparent about what happens to your information when you browse our shop.
  • What We Collect: When you purchase a retro shirt, you hand over your name, shipping address, email, and credit card details. We need this data so our printers know where to ship your monster masks, and so we actually get paid. If you just browse the store, Shopify tracking tells us general things like, "Hey, someone from Winnipeg is looking at a Frankenstein shirt at 2:00 AM."
  • Who We Share It With: We do not sell your email address to sketchy marketing firms or spam bots. However, we do share your shipping details with our print-on-demand fulfillment partners, because teleportation doesn't exist yet and they physically need your address to mail the shirt.
    • Security: Shopify secures our checkout line with top-tier encryption. We never see your actual credit card number, and we don't want to. If you lose your account details, please use the reset link—we can't see your passwords either.
    • The Crucial "Children's Stuff" Disclaimer: Our store is built for nostalgic, fun-loving adults who miss the 70s and 80s. We do not knowingly collect, harvest, or solicit personal information from children under the age of 13. If you are under 13, please close this tab and go play outside, or drag a parent over here to buy the shirt for you using their own adult credit card.


      Cookie Policy
      Not the Chocolate Chip Kind. The Internet Kind.
      Our website uses "cookies" to make your browsing experience smoother. No, we are not baking snacks, and no, we are not tracking your every move across the dark web.
      • Why They Exist: Cookies are tiny text files that our store drops onto your browser. They do critical things like remembering that you put a werewolf t-shirt into your shopping cart so it doesn't vanish when you click on another page.
      • The Bottom Line: If you hate cookies, you can disable them entirely in your browser settings. Just don't get mad at us when your shopping cart empties itself every time you refresh the screen. You've been warned.