Refund policy

 

Refund and Returns Policy
Buyer’s Remorse Is Not a Manufacture Defect.
Look, we know nobody actually reads these things until they realize they ordered a size Small when they haven't been a size Small since 1998. Let’s lay out the rules so we are all on the same page.
  • The Golden Rule: Every single t-shirt we sell is printed to order. That means when you buy a shirt, a machine somewhere starts up just for you. Because we don't have a giant warehouse filled with pre-made shirts, we cannot accept returns or exchanges if you simply changed your mind, picked the wrong color, or guessed your size incorrectly. Check the size chart. Measure a shirt you already own. Treat it like a math test.
  • If We Screwed Up: If your shirt arrives with a massive hole in it, the printing looks completely blurry, or we accidentally sent you a werewolf instead of a skull, we will absolutely fix it. Shoot us an email within 30 days of delivery with a clear photo of the disaster. If our fulfillment partners agree they messed up, we’ll ship you a replacement free of charge. You get to keep the misprint as a car rag.
  • The Packages Lost in the Ether: If your tracking history says your package was delivered but it's not on your porch, go ask your neighbors if they stole it. If it gets genuinely lost by the courier before delivery, let us know and we’ll figure out a solution. Just don't wait six months to tell us it never arrived.