The "Mentally on Airplane Mode" Y2K Opossum Tee
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| Body Length at Back, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Chest, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Sleeve Length from Center Back, in | 16.75 | 17.75 | 18.75 | 19.75 | 20.75 | 21.75 | 22.75 |
Remember the early 2000s? When cellular devices had physical buttons, your entire identity was tied to a plastic CD binder, and your brain wasn’t constantly bombarded by 47 different group chats? This shirt is for anyone who wants to go back there. Permanently.
Meet your new mascot for ultimate boundary-setting: a deeply detached, mall-goth opossum who has officially checked out of reality. Dressed in striped arm warmers, baggy cargo pants, and oversized headphones, this little creature is sitting amidst a pile of scratched CDs, completely ignoring a ringing flip phone. Complete with jagged, angsty typography reading "MENTALLY ON AIRPLANE MODE," this design perfectly captures the glorious feeling of absolute disassociation from modern obligations.
It’s got that authentic, late-90s/early-2000s alternative aesthetic that screams, "Do not text me, do not call me, I am currently out of service." Slip it on, turn your actual phone off, and let the world know your signal has officially dropped.
A soft crystal tie-dye T-Shirt featuring a cozy, slightly mischievous illustration of a bundled-up opossum with the words “Mentally on Airplane Mode.”
Product features
- 100% cotton, 5.4-ounce fabric for a soft, natural feel
- Crystal tie-dye design in a cool gray-and-white pattern
- Regular fit with short sleeves for casual everyday wear
- Classic crewneck with rib knit collar and back neck tape
- Tear-away label for a smooth, scratch-free feel
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat, do not iron on print
- Do not dryclean