The "Feral, But Trying My Best" Neon Punk Raccoon Tee
The "Feral, But Trying My Best" Neon Punk Raccoon Tee
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length at Back, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Chest, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Sleeve Length from Center Back, in | 16.75 | 17.75 | 18.75 | 19.75 | 20.75 | 21.75 | 22.75 |
Let’s be honest. Some days you’re a well-adjusted member of society, and other days you’re just a highly reactive, trash-dwelling mammal operating entirely on caffeine and pure instinct. This shirt is for the latter.
Meet your new spirit animal: a completely unhinged raccoon screeching in glorious, radioactive shades of neon green and hot pink. Complete with an anarchy symbol, lightning bolts, and aggressive, dripping stenciled typography that reads "FERAL, BUT TRYING MY BEST," this design beautifully captures the internal struggle of attempting to function normally when you are actually one minor inconvenience away from chewing through electrical wiring.
It’s got that raw, late-80s neon punk aesthetic and heavy thrash-rock album cover vibe that tells the world, "Yes, I am a disaster, but at least I am putting in a token amount of effort." Toss it on when you need to warn the public that you are doing your best, but your best looks a lot like a raccoon defending a dumpster.
Product features
- 100% cotton, 5.4-ounce fabric with a soft, natural feel
- Bright crystal tie-dye design with a playful raccoon graphic
- Classic crewneck with rib knit collar and back neck tape
- Regular fit with short sleeves for comfortable everyday wear
- Tear-away label for a smooth, scratch-free feel
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat, do not iron on print
- Do not dryclean