Cincinnati Turkey-Drop 1978 Retro Tee
Black / XS
$36.34
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Oh, look. It’s raining poultry.
Step back into the finest hour of 1978 classic broadcasting with a shirt that captures the majestic, gravity-defying grace of flightless birds being gently nudged out of a helicopter—sorry, a propeller plane—high above a totally unsuspecting shopping center parking lot. Because nothing says "happy holidays" quite like a highly experimental community PR stunt.
Featuring a perfectly faded, 70s-style sunset stripe, plenty of fluffy cartoon clouds, and five brave turkeys drifting down under vintage striped parachutes, this tee is a subtle nod to the greatest fictional Thanksgiving disaster in television history. We’re sure they’ll land just fine. After all, as God is our witness, we thought they could fly. Printed on a premium, ultra-soft blank that feels like it’s been sitting in your dresser since the actual Carter administration. Grab yours before the crowd scatters.
You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Cincinnati Turkey-Drop 1978 Retro Tee
$36.34
Step back into the finest hour of 1978 classic broadcasting with a shirt that captures the majestic, gravity-defying grace of flightless birds being gently nudged out of a helicopter—sorry, a propeller plane—high above a totally unsuspecting shopping center parking lot. Because nothing says "happy holidays" quite like a highly experimental community PR stunt.
Featuring a perfectly faded, 70s-style sunset stripe, plenty of fluffy cartoon clouds, and five brave turkeys drifting down under vintage striped parachutes, this tee is a subtle nod to the greatest fictional Thanksgiving disaster in television history. We’re sure they’ll land just fine. After all, as God is our witness, we thought they could fly. Printed on a premium, ultra-soft blank that feels like it’s been sitting in your dresser since the actual Carter administration. Grab yours before the crowd scatters.
You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 40.6 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 |