Drank From the Hose Playground Graphic Tee
Black / XS
$36.35
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Ah, the sweet, metallic taste of a scorching green rubber garden hose on a Tuesday afternoon. Bliss.
This design acts as a glowing badge of survival for anyone who spent their childhood entirely unsupervised, un-sunscreened, and completely unaccounted for until the streetlights came on. It features a beautifully chaotic, gritty punk-rock style playground set—complete with heavy-duty swings and a towering metal slide that is quite literally engulfed in roaring flames (which is exactly what that metal felt like to the backs of your thighs in July). Wrapped in heavily distressed, woodblock-style typography that screams "Drank From the Hose, Raised by the Streets," it’s the definitive uniform for a generation that treated playground concussions like a rite of passage.
We printed this beautifully unhinged tribute to latchkey childhoods on the classic, ultra-reliable Gildan 64000 t-shirt (the Softstyle basic tee). Made from lightweight, ring-spun cotton, it offers a softer, more flexible drape than those stiff, scratchy shirts your parents bought you from the discount bin. It’s a durable, lightweight everyday basic that holds its shape through the chaos, keeps your setup costs incredibly low, and keeps you perfectly comfortable—even if your childhood memories give modern parenting blogs a collective panic attack.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Drank From the Hose Playground Graphic Tee
$36.35
This design acts as a glowing badge of survival for anyone who spent their childhood entirely unsupervised, un-sunscreened, and completely unaccounted for until the streetlights came on. It features a beautifully chaotic, gritty punk-rock style playground set—complete with heavy-duty swings and a towering metal slide that is quite literally engulfed in roaring flames (which is exactly what that metal felt like to the backs of your thighs in July). Wrapped in heavily distressed, woodblock-style typography that screams "Drank From the Hose, Raised by the Streets," it’s the definitive uniform for a generation that treated playground concussions like a rite of passage.
We printed this beautifully unhinged tribute to latchkey childhoods on the classic, ultra-reliable Gildan 64000 t-shirt (the Softstyle basic tee). Made from lightweight, ring-spun cotton, it offers a softer, more flexible drape than those stiff, scratchy shirts your parents bought you from the discount bin. It’s a durable, lightweight everyday basic that holds its shape through the chaos, keeps your setup costs incredibly low, and keeps you perfectly comfortable—even if your childhood memories give modern parenting blogs a collective panic attack.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 40.6 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 |